Wednesday, February 23, 2011

8 1/2, Nine

Musique - Be Italian by Fergie
Thank God I watched Federico Fellini’s 8 ½ before I watched Rob Marshall’s Nine or I would have been like “WTF, Rob Marshall?!”  Okay, I’m still kind of like “WTF, Rob Marshall?!”  Or perhaps, I should rather be like “WTF, you weirdos who tried to turn 8 ½ into a Broadway musical?!”  Okay, and yes, I am just now finally getting around to seeing both of these movies – I am bit behind the times when it comes to current movies and tend to watch 20s and 30s movies more than 60s ones, so I’d never seen 8 ½ until now.

Now, don’t get me wrong, Nine was incredible – especially where the performances are concerned.  But I guess having just watching 8 ½, I expected a more 1960s movie feel to Nine.  I’m not sure why since Rob Marshall’s Chicago is my favorite movie ever and in no way is it like a 1920s movie, so I shouldn’t expect him to try to emulate the specific feel of 60s films.  Nine definitely had 60s style in it (although not enough, in my opinion), but it was definitely a splashy, flashy 2000s movie.  And there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that – Chicago was the same way and I loved it.  But for some reason, it just disappointed me that Nine didn’t have a more Fellini feel to it.  Not that I should expect Rob Marshall to copy another director.  I thank God every time I watch Chicago that he moved far, far away from Bob Fosse’s choreography (which I found to be boring and visually unappealing), so why should I want him to copy Fellini’s style?  I have no answer to that, I guess.  Other than that I really loved the look and feel of 8 ½ and I was hoping Nine would be the same way, but with today’s stars and added musical numbers.

I did think it was kind of funny how Rob Marshall did the same thing he did in Chicago, which was to make the musical numbers part of the lead character’s imagination.  In Chicago, this made it being a musical more accessible to the masses of American movie audiences that might not be used to movie musicals – otherwise, they might be wondering why the entire cast repeatedly bursts spontaneously into song (I, of course, having watching numerous musicals would not have found this odd, but in 2002, musicals were definitely an unusual occurrence).  In Nine, Rob Marshall’s technique makes sense because so much of 8 ½ is in Guido’s head, so of course he’d be imagining the musical numbers.  I have not seen the Broadway musical Nine, so I don’t know if the musical numbers are also a part of Guido’s imagination or if the characters really do spontaneously break into them.  I wonder if subsequent Rob Marshall musicals will also employ this musical-numbers-as-imagination technique.

The most amazing thing Nine has going for it, in my opinion, is its cast.  I really love these actors and they did such an amazing job.  It’s definitely interesting to try and compare the actors from Nine to their 8 ½ counterparts:
Guido - Marcello Mastroianni and Daniel Day Lewis
I really, really, really loved Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of New York and was pretty excited to see that he was Guido in Nine.  I think he is a marvelous actor and like Mastroianni, got the totally overwhelmed, stressed, confused, womanizing director part down.  A definite great casting choice for both movies!

Luisa – Anouk Aimée and Marion Cotillard
Another great casting choice for both movies.  And I’m so happy they got another French actress to play the part of the wife!  I am a big fan of both of these actresses – despite not normally watching 1960s movies, I have seen Anouk Aimée in Un Homme et une Femme and thought she was stunning.  It would have been kind of cool to see Marion Cotillard in the glasses and 60s style clothing they had Anouk Aimée wear in 8 ½, though.  I thought Marion’s performance of “Take it All” was one of the sexiest things I’ve ever seen!

Carla – Sandra Milo and Penélope Cruz
I think Penélope Cruz made the character of Carla more sympathetic.  And way hotter - no offense to Sandra Milo, who is incredibly pretty, but her characterization of Carla made her kind of annoying and I never really saw what Guido could see in her.  Penélope’s “A Call From the Vatican” is another super sexy number.

Guido’s mother - Giuditta Rissone and Sophia Loren
Sophia Loren had a bigger part in Nine than Giuditta Rissone did in 8 ½ and it’s no wonder – Sophia Loren is a legend (although looking at IMDb tells me that Giuditta was no slouch in the movie department either).  Having never seen the Broadway musical version of Nine, I don’t know if the mother has as big of a part in it as Sophia Loren does in the movie, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Rob Marshall was like “let’s put Sophia in here a LOT more – it’s freaking Sophia Loren!!”

Stephanie – Kate Hudson
There is no equivalent of Stephanie Necrophorus in 8 ½, although she does appear in the Broadway Musical Nine.  I really like Kate Hudson, but I thought this part really stuck out like a sore thumb as soon as her character appeared on screen.  Not because Kate herself sucked by any means, but because the whole part just seemed so forced – like it should not have been in there (but maybe I only think this because Stephanie is not a character in 8 ½).  And while Kate Hudson’s singing and dancing in this movie is incredible, I did not enjoy her number, “Cinema Italiano” – it was almost Austin Powers-ish to me, like it was making fun of the 60s instead of emulating it.  Rob Marshall had this number created just for Kate Hudson, but to me, it was the worst part of the film.  I wish they’d gotten rid of the Stephanie character and made Kate play Madeleine, the French actress played by Madeleine Lebeau in 8 ½.  I think she would have been adorable in that role.

Lilli – Judi Dench
Another character that did not appear in 8 ½.  It totally makes sense that there is at least one person in Guido’s life that understands him and doesn’t judge him and that he can come to for help, guidance, and cigarettes.  Although the absence of such a person in 8 ½ just compounds Guido’s misery – he has no one to turn to in his anguish and so he imagines all of these wacky circumstances, like shooting himself at the press conference.  Judi Dench is always amazing and I truly loved her French accent in the “Folies Bergère” number.

Claudia - Claudia Cardinale and Nicole Kidman
In 8 ½, it’s not made clear that Claudia is not just a figment of Guido’s imagination until she shows up.  In Nine, it’s made clear from the start that she is a famous actress.  I kind of liked the mystery of not knowing who this woman at the fountain is in 8 ½, but conversely, it made it less confusing to just know that Claudia is Guido’s muse and constant star of his movies in Nine.  I thought both actresses were appropriately ethereal, although Nicole Kidman makes the character more real, which I’m guessing was the point of the character in Nine, but not the point of the character in 8 ½.  I was really happy when they had Nicole Kidman say the line about not knowing how to love since Claudia in 8 ½ repeats this phrase over and over again to emphasize this facet of Guido’s character.

Saraghina – Eddra Gale and Fergie
The Saraghina part was one of my favorites in 8 ½ - cute little Italian boys paying a prostitute to dance sexy for them.  I liked that Saraghina was a big woman who was very sexy.  And I know that Fergie had to gain 17 pounds for this role, but let me tell you – 17 pounds was not enough!  She’s definitely bigger with that added weight, but not nearly big enough to be Saraghina (in my opinion at least).  She just looks like your average woman today – not the big, busty mass of woman that was Saraghina in 8 ½.  I always get really nitpicky about hair in movies and I just felt that her super kinky curly hair was not very 60s and wished they would have made her look more like Eddra Gale – with the big black mess of hair.  With those complaints aside, I thought Fergie did an amazing job – she was sexy and trashy and the “Be Italian” number was stunning to watch (Rob Marshall really likes chair dancing)!

There were two scenes in 8 ½ that were not in Nine and I really, really wished they had been.  I was seriously so looking forward to them and very disappointed that they were not in there.  And again, not having seen the Broadway version of Nine, I have no idea if those scenes are even a part of it – so perhaps Rob Marshall had no intention of putting them in his movie.  But I really, really wish he had!
One was the fantasy sequence where all of Guido’s women lived together in harmony with him.  They were all there – his wife, his lover, Saraghina – everyone!  He brought them presents and they cooked and cleaned for him and even brought in new girls for him.  After a certain period of time, they have to go live upstairs (which was not acceptable to the showgirl who threw a fit when it was her time to go upstairs).  I so looked forward to seeing Marion Cotillard, Penélope Cruz, and Fergie in this scene!  And I was kind of hoping Rob Marshall would have Mýa as “La negretta” (since she was in Chicago and because I love her).  Alas, it was not to be!
The other scene was the ending of 8 ½, where all of the people in Guido’s life (past and present) gather at the launch pad set and a small band, led by Guido as a little boy plays music and they all hold hands and go about in a circle.  I thought it was touching how Carla points out that she understands that Guido could never let any of them go and even more touching that Guido made sure to grab Luisa’s hand and be in the circle with her.  It was silly and symbolic and I loved it.  Of course, the story line differs a bit in Nine, so perhaps this ending would not have made as much sense, but I still wish they had found a way to put it in there.

Wow, I sure have rambled on about how I wish Nine could have been made differently!  What a bitch!  Who am I to question Rob Marshall’s genious?  I guess I just had such very high, high hopes for this movie and it left me a little disappointed.  Like I’ve said before, Chicago is my favorite movie ever and I thought Rob Marshall did an amazing job of turning a rather odd stage musical into an amazing movie musical – even incorporating parts of the original stage play Chicago by Maurine Dallas Watkins.  Chicago the movie is not really very similar to Chicago the musical, the 1927 silent film, or the play and yet I loved it so.  So why am I so disappointed that Nine is so different from 8 ½?  I don’t know.  Other than to say it’s a simple fact that I preferred 8 ½.  Ah well, we’re all entitled to our own opinions and what is a blog for except sharing one’s opinions?  I usually don’t like sharing my negative opinions because I think it’s rude and unnecessary (unless we’re talking constructive criticism, which absolutely no part of the above post has been).  But I was so amped on writing a blog post comparing Nine to 8 ½ (before actually watching the former) that I had a tentative (and horrible) title of “Everything Rob Marshall Touches Turns to Gold!” planned for it.  So I couldn’t disappoint myself by not writing the blog post.

Bitching aside, I did enjoy the movie.  Had I not watched 8 ½ first, I probably would not have found as much to complain about in Nine, but then again, I’d be truly, truly confused by the plot of Nine, which is weird because technically 8 ½ is more confusing because it's so dream like and you're never 100% sure that what you're seeing is really happening - but I still think Nine would have confused me.  In any case, I do enjoy the work of both directors, independent of each other and will continue to do so (although I might have to punch Rob Marshall if he really does remake The Thin Man -  you don't mess w/ William Powell and Myrna Loy - not even if Johnny Depp plays Nick). :)

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Bang Bang

Musique - The Warrior by Scandal

Now, I'm not the world's biggest fan of guns.  In fact, they scare the shite out of me.  But, I'll be honest, shooting my grandpa's old .38 at a gun range was pretty f'ing cool.  And there's just something about guns in classic cinema that is downright glamorous.  So, here are some pictures of some of my favorite old Hollywood stars with guns:
Clara Bow
Grace Kelly
Barbara Stanwyck
Joan Crawford
James Cagney
Ann-Margret
Dick Powell
Ann Dvorak
James Stewart
Carole Lombard (seriously - how awesome is she in this picture?!)
Humphrey Bogart
Bette Davis
William Powell
Phyllis Haver
Gary Cooper
Louise Brooks

Friday, February 4, 2011

It's a Ginger Celebration!

Musique - Red Headed Woman (well, you can hear the song in the background of this clip)

Last night, I joined the ranks of hot red heads (both real and dyed).  My hair has been dark brown since late last summer and I've been soooo sick of it.  I thought I wanted to go light brown, but my hair's been through some trauma so straight up bleaching would not exactly be the best decision.  My hairdresser suggested a partial foil now and then another one later and then we could work on getting it the proper light brown.  I agreed, but as soon as I got out of the salon and realized I looked like a mom and far too boring with those damn highlights, I had to take matters into my own hands (plus, I didn't have another $70 to shell out for a new color) and I dyed it Deep Copper.

I like to call my new color Coppery Ginger Carrot.  I was kind of unsure if I was truly happy with it - it's definitely pretty, but you can tell it's far, far from my natural color and I wonder if it suits me.  But then, the first song I heard when I got in my car this morning was Broken Bells' The Ghost Inside, whose video Christina Hendricks stars in.  I took that as a sign that I did the right thing.

In celebration of the new color (which I hope to keep at least until St. Patrick's Day so I can look faux-Irish - well, until people get up close enough and see that my shirt says "Kiss Me, I'm German"), here are pictures of some of my very favorite red heads:
Clara Bow, my most favorite (dyed) red head of all time!!
Jean Harlow's wig for Red Headed Woman prompted Bill Legender (Chester Morris) to exclaim "You have the reddest hair I've ever seen!"
Joan Crawford - she's been every color in the book, but this red is darling!
Ann-Margret - she's been every shade of red there is! I doubt there is a sexier red head in the world than Ann-Margret!
Christina Hendricks - pretty much the reason I decided to go orange instead of red-red.
Louise (aka Pandora) - she is just breathtaking!  I love her blog so, so much.
Alyson Hannigan - ahh, Willow Rosenberg, how I love thee.  You made Buffy so amazing and are such a treat to watch in anything you do.
Emma Stone - how can you not love this adorable girl?
Deborah Ann Woll - you are one sassy vampire, Jessica!
The whole Weasley clan - this is for you, Susan - you and your beloved ginger, Ron Weasley.  But also because the Weasleys are pretty badass.
Kate Winslet - she looks so stunning in Titanic.  I re-watched it recently and her gorgeous hair was another reason I wanted to go red.
Nicole Kidman - has she ever looked more lovely than she did in Moulin Rouge?  Good Lord, I love that movie!
Isla Fisher - she is just so freaking adorable!!  I could probably watch Confessions of a Shopaholic every day.  Well, maybe alternated with Hot Rod.
Amy Adams - cute as a blonde in Drop Dead Gorgeous, but I prefer her as a red head.
Rose McGowan (as Ann-Margret) - another lady who looks good in pretty much any hair color.
Emily Blunt - her hair in The Devil Wears Prada is absolutely gorgeous!
Moira Shearer - how could I forget her?!  I recently watched The Red Shoes and absolutely fell in love with her and her stunning hair.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Classic Movie Heaven

Musique - Cheek to Cheek by Fred Astaire

Oh my!  I'm in classic movie heaven!!  In 2006, I remember reading online that the Academy was going to screen the original 1927 version of Chicago somewhere in California.  Being a Washington resident with not enough means to get to California for said screening, I was a bit bummed - but hopeful that they'd soon put the movie on DVD.


The whole reason I got into the 1920s back in 2005 was because of the 2002 version of Chicago.  I was planning on being a flapper for Halloween (I had the perfect hair for it, which is the basis for many of my costume choices, such as Cleopatra and Snow White).  I didn't want one of those ridiculous all-fringe dresses - I didn't know much about the 20s at that time, but I knew that I'd never seen a picture of a woman from the 20s in anything like those dresses.  So I bought a pattern for a dress that was based off of the dresses worn in Chicago and my mom and I sewed it together.  I bought the movie Chicago so that I could better get into character (I never half-ass a Halloween costume) and I fell in love with it.  I instantly became obsessed with the 20s and started watching silent movies and really soaking up all the information I could find on this decade.


I also bought the original play Chicago by Maurine Dallas Watkins, which came with the articles she had written for the Chicago Tribune about the real life murderesses that influenced the characters in her play.  I fell in love with this book too.  I was hooked on the 20s for life!  And yes, of course, I've seen the musical when it came to Seattle (not my favorite interpretation of this story & what's with the costumes?!) and the movie Roxie Hart with Ginger Rogers (not my favorite either - what's w/ her hair?!).  I was so excited to hopefully one day see the original 1927 movie version.

Recently, I discovered that they finally did put the original movie on DVD.  I happened upon this information by accident while reading a blog post on Tart Deco, where Steph talked about something being an extra on the restored 1927 Chicago.  I nearly died of happiness.  How had I not known that this had come about?!  I just bought it last Friday—and when I came home from work last night, it was sitting there on my doorstep!!  I am so excited to watch it!!


My other awesome classic movie purchase yesterday was this gem I found at Best Buy.  Seriously - 50 movies for only $14.99.  Usually these collections are full of crap, but this one has some amazing movies - Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (the 1920 version w/ John Barrymore!), Nosferatu, a couple of Lon Chaney classics - Hunchback of Notre Dame and Phantom of the Opera, Metropolis (!), and lots more.  I am in Bela Lugosi/Boris Karloff/Vincent Price heaven!!  I haven't seen most of these movies and I'm super pumped to see Vincent Price in The Last Man on Earth (I bet he's way better than Will Smith or Charlton Heston) and all of the Bela Lugosi flicks I haven't seen yet.  I am so set for Halloween this year - I can watch a different horror movie every day!!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Fictional Character Crushes

Musique - All I Do Is Dream of You by Debbie Reynolds and chorus

I know it's ridiculous, but when I was in junior high, I totally had a crush on Raphael from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Not that I ever wanted to make out with a cartoon turtle (because that's just weird and gross), but I loved me some Raphael.  He was just so badass!  I had a TMNT comic book where he said "Damn!" in it and I thought that was just so cool.

Now that I'm older, I have decidedly more human tastes in my fictional characters.  Even though these dudes don't really exist, I have the hots for them big time!
Sirius Black
Okay, so Gary Oldman is my #1 celebrity crush ever, but he plays some pretty f'd up characters that while I think they are sexy, I wouldn't want to make out with them (I don't really dig on murderers).  Sirius Black, on the other hand, is wonderful!!  J.K. Rowling really created a complex and interesting character and I'd like to think that I would have fallen for Sirius even if I hadn't known Gary Oldman would be playing him in the movies.  I love that Sirius is flawed, but means well, and is brave and has great love for Harry.  I was privileged enough to see the Harry Potter exhibit in Seattle and when I came upon Sirius' Order of the Phoenix outfit, I did a little dance/jumped around a lot.  I wanted to jump up and hug the mannequin wearing the clothes.  And then I almost spent $45 on a replica of Sirius' wand.  But settled for a $6 magnet.  And now I get to swoon every time I open my refrigerator.

Rosencrantz
Ah, young Gary Oldman!!  I love Rosencrantz's simplicity and wonder.  He's so much happier than Tim Roth's Guildenstern.  And oh boy, do I appreciate happiness in a guy!  Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead is a fantastic movie anyway, but I could watch it over and over again and discover something crush-worthy about Rosencrantz every time.

Edmund J. Exley
Okay, so he's kind of an uptight dick.  But he's an honest cop and he wants to do the right thing.  I confess, if I'd read the book before the movie was made, I probably would not have developed a crush on Exley.  I would have probably preferred Bud White.  But there's just something about the way Guy Pearce played him in L.A. Confidential that made him so appealing (and no, it's not just because Guy Pearce is incredibly hot).

Billy Lawler/Brad/Scotty Blair
I love, love, love those beautiful Busby Berkeley musicals that Warner Bros. put out in the early 1930s.  And Dick Powell just makes the perfect romantic lead for Ruby Keeler.  His characters in 42nd Street, Gold Diggers of 1933, and Footlight Parade just make me swoon and wish for that kind of guy to exist in 2011.

Sam Harmon
Dean Martin is appealing any old time, but especially in Ocean's 11.  How could any girl resist his smooth demeanor and beautiful voice?  Even though he's a casino robber, he's still a good guy - trying to patch up Danny and Bea's marriage, looking out for his buddies, trying to help Tony not be seen by the drunk girl (although I don't think kissing Shirley MacLaine was any hardship).  He's cool as a cucumber throughout the whole movie and boy is he yummy!

Turk Malloy
Okay yes, I have a crush on Scott Caan no matter what he plays.  But Turk is something special.  He's hilarious.  And I love a guy with a sense of humor.  He's also sexy, but not conceited (which is why I'm not including Tweeder from Varsity Blues on this list - too big of an ego for me, although he is SMOKING hot).  I guess I'm cool with casino robbers since Turk makes the second on my list.  But I think it's saying something that I am not including any of the other amazingly hot men from Ocean's Eleven, Twelve, and Thirteen.

Nate Archibald
I'm not normally into such pretty boys (especially ones with such pretty hair), but Nate's different.  Maybe it's Chace Crawford's eyes that make Nate so dazzling to me - I am definitely a sucker for pretty eyes.  But I think it's also that Nate stands up to people and is trying to live his own life, not the life his family chose for him.  And, although I abhor cheating, I'm not so sure I'd fault him for cheating on Blair with Serena (because if I was a dude, I'd be hard pressed to choose between those two ladies).  And besides, that was like ages ago!

Graham Simpkins
The Holiday is one of my favorite holiday movies ever.  It's just so romantic!  And Jude Law's character is irresistibly adorable.  Even though, I will admit, a dude with kids is a HUGE turn off for me.  But his kids have cute little English accents, so I could totally be okay with that.  I think it would be fantastic to find someone you feel such a connection with so quickly - especially one who's willing to admit his feelings first.  And who cries.  Not that I'm into crybabies, but the scene where Cameron Diaz comes back to find him crying is so flipping cute.

Dr. Watson
Yes, another Jude Law character (what can I say - he is mouthwateringly delicious).  I was seriously skeptical about watching Sherlock Holmes because I am a huge fan of the actual books.  And, as we know, the books are always better than the movies.  I was especially skeptical because I don't honestly recall Sherlock Holmes ever getting shirtless and beating the shit out of some guy in any of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's stories.  However, I decided to put it in my Netflix queue and I'm honestly glad I did.  Guy Ritchie definitely took some liberties with the Sherlock Holmes characters, but that's his right as a director.  Dr. Watson is definitely doable, not only because Jude Law is hot, but because he's devoted to his fiancee Mary and also to his best friend.  And he can kick some ass (not unlike Sherlock).  PS - after reading up on the movie, I found out that the shirtless fight scene was not just an excuse to see a buff Robert Downey Jr. kick some dude's ass - this fight was referenced in the story, "The Sign of Four", where Holmes says to a man "I don't think you can have forgotten me. Don't you remember that amateur who fought three rounds with you at Alison's rooms on the night of your benefit four years back?"  So I guess it could have happened...

Don Lockwood
I think Gene Kelly is one of the dreamiest of dreamboats, so it's no wonder that I have a crush on Don from Singin' in the Rain.  But his character really is something to dream about - he's talented, he's a good friend, and he's persistent.  There's just something about his trying to find Kathy after she runs out of the party where he insulted her and she ended up accidentally shoving a cake in Lina's face.  He wants to apologize and he's smitten and it's adorable.  He's a big Hollywood star who could have anyone he wants, but he wants this little dancer from the Cocoanut Grove.  And who can resist a guy who sings and dances in the rain just because he's so in love with you?

Gabey
Hmmm, maybe Gene Kelly is his most irresistible to me when he's pursuing the object of his affections all over town...  Because that's what makes his character in On the Town so appealing to me.  He fell for Miss Turnstiles right away and he's not afraid to try and find her in a town as big as New York.  But he's not such a stalker that he won't take no for an answer.  When Vera-Ellen's Ivy (aka Miss Turnstiles) initially turns him down at the dance studio, he's disappointed, but he's not going to force her to go out with him.  But of course, Ivy is just playing hard to get because seriously, how could anyone turn this guy down?!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Perfumes of the 1920s and 1930s

Musique - Get Out and Get Under the Moon by Annette Hanshaw

As a huge fan of the 1920s and 1930s, I like to emulate 20s and 30s style when I can.  This includes perfume.  I searched everywhere online for perfumes that were created and/or were very popular during these two decades.  I came up with the following list of perfumes that are still available today (although perhaps the formulations may have changed a bit over time):

Caron:
Alpona (1939)
Bellodgia (1927)
En Avion (1929)
Fleur de Rocaille (1934)
French Cancan (1936)
Narcisse Blanc (1922)
Nuit de Noël (1922)
Pois de Senteur de Chez Moi (1927)

Jean Patou:
Adieu, Sagesse (1925)
Amour Amour (1925)
Cocktail Bitter Sweet (1930)
Joy (1930)
Moment Suprême (1929)
Que sais-je? (1925)

Guerlain:
Candide Effluve (1922)
Coque d’Or (1937)
Djedi (1927)
L'Eau de Fleurs de Cedrat (1920)
Liu (1929)
Shalimar (1925)
Sous Le Vent (1934)
Véga (1936)
Vol de Nuit (1933)

But, when I actually tried some of these perfumes on, I didn't like them.  They were too strong, too powdery, just not "me".  And yes, I know, perfumes were much stronger back then, so it's no surprise that I didn't like them.  But I'm not giving up - I'm sure there's a vintage perfume out there that suits my tastes!