"The Great Gatsby" Review

Musique - "I'll Build a Stairway to Paradise" by Paul Whiteman and His Orchestra

Well, I put on my replica 1920s knickers à la Zelda and saw The Great Gatsby today (in 2D, of course). After I read that F. Scott Fitzgerald’s granddaughter and Charles Scribner’s great-grandson enjoyed and approved of the film, I decided I was just being too picky, and so I went to check it out for myself.

I liked Charles Scribner III’s quote, “. . . it must be judged on its own plane as a distinct recreation in another medium, a parallel universe so to say.” And that is exactly what I decided to do. I decided to just push to the side my reservations about how it should have been made and see it for what it was—a new reimagining of a classic. If you look at The Great Gatsby as a story of obsession, excess, not knowing what you really want, and dangerous carelessness, then this movie really did do a great job of portraying that. Never mind the changes from the book or the terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad soundtrack (nothing could possibly change my mind about that damn soundtrack—not even the argument that hip hop is the new jazz, which I totally agree with, and I loves me some hip hop, but it doesn’t belong in a movie set in the 1920s, neither do Florence and the Machine or Lana del Rey, etc.). I do realize what a hypocrite I must sound like since I freely admit to adoring Moulin Rouge and enjoying its soundtrack. While I do find that era fascinating and I have a great interest in Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, I totally wasn’t offended by the inclusion of Christina Aguilera, David Bowie, and Fatboy Slim songs in the soundtrack. However, F. Scott Fitzgerald is my favorite author and the 1920s is my favorite decade, so I’m a little overly protective of them. Okay, rant over. Besides, there were a few snippets of real 20s music here and there (although they were later 20s music, not from 1922).

I will say this for the movie—the cast was simply amazing. Carey Mulligan was as beautiful, delicate, and flawed as you could possibly want in a Daisy and Leonardo di Caprio was probably my favorite Gatsby so far (and this is saying something coming from someone who used to despise him—all the way up until Inception). Elizabeth Debicki made a very pretty Jordan, although I wish her part had been bigger. Tobey Maguire was a great Nick—awkward in all the right places and a fine voice of reason. Joel Edgerton was an excellent Tom, very upper class and better-than-thou. I was really hoping to be impressed by Isla Fisher as Myrtle. And I was, certainly—I just wished there had been more of her. Of course, anything Jason Clarke does is fantastic. He really brought George’s grief and desperate revenge to life. The costumes, jewelry, sets, and cars were beyond brilliant. I hope when I die, there’s a part of Heaven that looks just like this movie.

Even with all that praise, I still maintain that the movie would have been eight million times better if a) they’d made Daisy a brunette and Jordan a blonde like they are in the book; b) they filled the film with era appropriate music (and yes, I admit this is coming from a person whose iPod contains over 350 songs from the 20s and 30s and clearly enjoys that kind of music) ; and c) 3D was not even an option (seriously, do you want to see Myrtle get viciously hit and mangled in 3D, you sick fuck?). I am vehemently, across-the-board anti-3D (except for Captain EO, which is excellent).

Alas, Baz Luhrmann didn’t consult me when making his film and so my vision and his vision had some distinct differences. I tried to look past those differences, but in the end, his film just left me feeling meh. I like films to transport me to another time and another place; I like to feel like I’m in the 1920s when I see a movie set in that time period. But this movie didn’t make feel like I was in the 20s; I felt like I was watching a very fake representation of the 20s. Which I so very obviously was—nothing about Baz Luhrmann’s movies are real, they are spectacles. But the spectacle he created in this movie in no way even compares to how I imagine the story when I read the book. My Great Gatsby is the cat’s fucking meow. ;)

Happy Belated Birthday, Gary Cooper!

Musique - "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco

Yesterday was Gary Cooper's would-be 112th birthday. I first saw him in High Noon when I was in eighth grade, with my soon-to-be-favorite, Grace Kelly. Nowadays I prefer Gary in his earlier roles from the 20s and 30s, but he was still a super handsome and talented guy his whole life. Here he with Claudette Colbert in scenes from Bluebeard's Eighth Wife set to Katy Perry's (very appropriate song for this movie) "Hot 'N Cold":

Happy Birthday, Rudolph Valentino!

 Musique - "Kashmir Love Song" by Rudolph Valentino

Happy would-be 118th birthday to Rudolph Valentino, probably the handsomest man to grace the silver screen! My first memory of him was a huge painting of his face on the wall of Pizza and Pipes in Tacoma (they also had Theda Bara). I had no idea who he was when I was a little girl, but I remembered that face! Sigh, now I want to eat some pepperoni and sausage pizza and watch The Sheik. Well, I can at least watch this clip of Rudy (and Agnes Ayres) in The Sheik:

Gatsby's American Dream

Musique - "Why We Fight" by Gatsby's American Dream

As I've said before, I don't plan to see The Great Gatsby in the theaters. The soundtrack is the most horrifying and blasphemous thing about the movie to me, but also the switching of Daisy's and Jordan's hair colors is offensive (Carey Mulligan is an adorable brunette), and finally, as has been recently pointed out to me, the anachronistic fashions. I had forgotten that although it was published in 1925, The Great Gatsby was set in 1922, and women's fashions at that time were very different from those featured in the movie (although the movie fashions are what most people think about when they think about the 20s).

But last night, I had a dream that I did go see The Great Gatsby in the theater. And there was no horrible modern day soundtrack (except for very brief periods when a character was introduced to the screen) Because of this, I was able to enjoy the movie. :)

In my dream, there was also an added character of a truck driver played by John Turturro who had it in for Gatsby and at one point there is a vicious beating scene between the two that was more reminiscent of a Scorsese movie than a Luhrmann one. For some reason in my dream, I didn't get mad at this liberty taken with one of my favorite books.

In any case, the dream showed me that perhaps I can be less aggro in my disapproval of this movie and maybe I don't need to take myself so seriously. Sure, it wasn't done the way I want it to be done, but maybe I can suspend my judgments until I see it. Not that I'm sold on seeing it in the theater yet, but we'll see. One good thing coming out of this movie is the plethora of 20s inspired fashions that are coming out and will continue to come out this year. I will definitely be grateful for those for years to come because even after the "fad" passes, I'll still be rocking them. :)

Happy Birthday, Audrey Hepburn and Mom!

Musique - "La Vie En Rose" by Audrey Hepburn

Happy would-be eighty-fourth birthday to the lovely Audrey Hepburn! Spring always makes me want to watch Audrey Hepburn movies—maybe because her birthday is in May. Hmmm. But really any time is a good time for Audrey Hepburn. ;) Here she is in a hilarious scene from my favorite of her films, Roman Holiday (with Gregory Peck and Eddie Albert):

Today is also my mom's birthday, so happy birthday to an awesome lady!! :)

Happy Birthday, Bing Crosby!

Musique - "You're Getting To Be a Habit with Me" by Bing Crosby

Today is Bing Crosby's would-be 110th birthday! He is one of my favorite singers of all time and oh man, is he dreamy! He was also at one time engaged to my favoritest, Grace Kelly, and he's from Washington state, so that makes him pretty awesome in my book. ;) Here he is in Going Hollywood, singing "Temptation" to Fifi D'Orsay:

Happy May Day!

Musique - "The Flowers that Bloom in the Spring" by Sir Charles Mackerras Orchestra and the Chorus of the Welsh National Opera

It's a beautiful day today here in Seattle! What a wonderful day to celebrate spring and flowers and friendship and all the good that May brings.

Some of the most beautiful flowers bloom in May, like cherry blossoms, daffodils, dahlias, and peonies! I spent a lovely afternoon walking around my neighborhood yesterday and it was so breathtaking to see all the different flowers in my neighbors' yards. April showers have indeed brought May flowers!

My mom's birthday and Mother's Day are both in May, so my sister and I get to celebrate how awesome our mom is twice!

Oh hai, the Bouncing Souls will be back in May too! They're playing Rain Fest on May 24 and I am super, super excited!!

The people have voted and my book title shall be Seven Strangers! I'll be working hard this month to get everything together for self-publishing!

May promises to be quite the month!! :)