Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Books to Binge

Musique - "Reading Rainbow Theme" by Tina Fabrique
Last time, I gave some suggestions for my favorite movies and shows to binge during our isolation. Now it's time for my book suggestions:

Novels:
Ahab's Wife: or, The Star Gazer by Sena Jeter Naslund
I read this on the recommendation of someone I used to be in a book club with many years ago (I actually dislike book clubs intensely, so I'm not planning on joining any in the future). I didn't think I'd like it because it's about the wife of Captain Ahab from Moby Dick. I've never even read Moby Dick. But DAMN was this a good book. Sena Jeter Naslund has a way with words. I couldn't put it down. I immediately went out and got another of her books, Abundance: A Novel of Marie Antoinette, which I also loved. Highly recommended!

Amends by Adriane M. Ziemer
You're goddamn right I'm plugging my own book. In these uncertain times, even the small royalties from purchases of my books are welcome. ;) This is a short novel I wrote for NaNoWriMo in 2012 and self-published in 2015. I wrote it as if it were a 1930s film—cheeky and stylish, but not brimming with substance. I still love reading it, but then again, I wrote it for myself. However, you might also enjoy it, so here you go. It's about seven strangers invited to a house party and shit goes sideways. There may or may not be ghosts and witches involved. (You can also check out my collection of short stories and novelettes called Tales of Magnificence, Moxie, and Magic if you are so inclined.)

The Enchanted April by Elizabeth von Arnim
I have distinct memories of reading this book on my solo trip to Leavenworth, WA in the springtime years ago. It was sunny and I was sitting on a bench next to the gazebo, sipping on a chocolate coconut Frappucino and listening to the delightful German music in the background. All of this has nothing to do with the book other than to say it is a wonderful read in the spring. It's about four strangers in the 1920s who come to Italy to escape dreary England and stay in a medieval castle. Love it!! The 1991 film version is also delightful.

The Other Typist by Suzanne Rindell
Yes, another book set in the 1920s—of course! This one is about typist Rose Baker, working for the NYPD. New typist, Odalie, comes along and rocks Rose's world. I found it riveting and the surprise ending still has me stunned. I read awhile back that they were going to make it into a movie with Keira Knightley as Odalie, and I must say that she is exactly who I pictured when I read this book. I hope it does happen one day!!

The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafón
My favorite book ever—well, probably tied with Alice's Adventures in Wonderland for "all time", but still a favorite. I bought this book solely based on the cover and this is one of those rare times when you can judge a book by its cover because this book is fucking amazing. It takes place in Barcelona in the 1950s and centers around Daniel Sempere, the son of a bookstore owner. Daniel's father takes him to a magical place known as the Cemetery of Forgotten Books, where he chooses a book written by a mysterious author named Julián Carax. Daniel becomes obsessed with learning more about Julián and epic stories ensue. The writing is so, so beautiful. Carlos Ruiz Zafón wrote this book in Spanish and it was translated into English by Lucia Graves. If the English version of this book is this fucking gorgeous, I can only imagine how exquisite it is in Spanish. Sigh. This is actually the first in a series of books about the Cemetery of Forgotten Books, and while the others are good, this is the only one that I truly fell in love with.


Authors You Should Read Everything By:
Damn, she had a way with words. She made would-be boring life and interpersonal relationships in the 1800s enticing. These days I can now imagine a life where you sit at home all day and pretty much never see your neighbors and the big excitement is going for a walk or getting a letter, but before all this COVID-19 shit came down, I couldn't fathom how these people back then could live like that. These novels give you a glimpse into simpler times that are actually just as emotionally complex as our own time (although her characters don't need to socially distance themselves like we do). My personal favorites are Northanger Abbey and Pride and Prejudice.

The master of murder and mystery! Author of like 80 something novels! These are usually easy, quick, charming reads. I love both Hercule Poirot and Miss Marple equally, but Murder on the Orient Express is my all-time favorite.

My favorite author of all time. This man is the king of descriptions—what a beautiful, evocative way with words! His novels usually get all the attention (especially The Great Gatsby), but I'm more of a fan of his short stories. My favorite collection of his is Flappers and Philosophers.

I was on the lookout for eerie, supernatural-ish kind of books awhile back and someone recommended Susanna Kearsley to me. I read The Shadowy Horses and fell in love! Her novels all center around a female protagonist who encounters or has connections to some sort of supernatural element, like ghosts, time travel, precognition, etc. I've really enjoyed every single book of hers that I've read.

I read The House at Riverton for that book club I mentioned earlier and enjoyed it immensely. I've read most of Kate Morton's other books and loved them as well. They're all fairly similar in form—a female lead character, the narrative jumps from the past to the present back and forth. Because of this similarity, I don't recommend reading too many of these back to back—it might get irritating. And another heads up—my own novel involves flashbacks every other chapter (but I wrote mine before I ever read any of hers!).


Book Series:
All Souls Trilogy by Deborah Harkness
These are truly fantastic reading. Witches, vampires, and daemons mixed with history, alchemy, and modern science. The research Deborah Harkness must have done to write these books blows my mind. Highly, highly recommended. I've read these at least three times each, I love them so.

Bridget Jones books by Helen Fielding
Full disclosure, I have only read the first two, but I love them so much I had to include them. I identify with so much of Bridget Jones's innermost thoughts and feelings and I feel embarrassed and excited for her as if this were all happening to me. I'm older and wiser now than I was when I first read these, but at the time, I totally identified with Bridget, including all the toxic diet culture bullshit she goes through. They are totally worth a read, even if you too are old and wise. ;)

Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
I fucking love these books. That is all.

Millenium Trilogy by Stieg Larsson
These are some fucked up books here. Serious fucked up shit happens in Sweden, apparently. I remember how much reading these books made me want to smoke and eat Billy's Pan Pizza (whatever the fuck that is—we don't have that brand in the States). I also remember finishing The Girl Who Played with Fire and being so impatient to start on The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest that instead of waiting to hit up the bookstore the next day when it opened, I placed an Amazon Fresh order that consisted solely of that book and six cupcakes from Cupcake Royale. Why the fuck not? Incredibly engrossing—and as aforementioned, fucked up—reads.

Phryne Fisher mysteries by Kerry Greenwood
Kerry Greenwood writes other books with other heroines, but the Phryne Fisher series is the best! Phryne is a lady detective in 1920s Melbourne who sleeps with hot guys, carries a handgun in her purse, and dresses like a fashion model. I picked up Away with the Fairies at the library back in 2008 based solely on the cover (apparently I like to do that), and became obsessed with Phryne Fisher. I went back to the beginning and read all the books in order (although you don't technically need to). I was ecstatic when they made a TV series based on these books—and now there's a movie too!


Books about Show Business:
Complicated Women by Mick Lasalle
Pre-code films are my favorite. FAVORITE. If you're not familiar with the Motion Picture Production Code, it's basically a set of guidelines put in place in 1930 to make films meet moral standards. These guidelines were voluntary until 1934. If your film didn't meet the code from 1934 through the late 1950s, it wouldn't be shown in the vast majority of theaters. So "pre-code" films are ones made before the Production Code became the law of the land. This book focuses on some of the most famous pre-code actresses (and my personal favorites), such as Norma Shearer, Greta Garbo, Joan Crawford, Anna May Wong, Clara Bow, Mae Clarke, Jean Harlow, Barbara Stanwyck, and Miriam Hopkins. Old Hollywood at its best!

First of all, if you haven't read Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes, do so right away. Some of this book is written from the perspective of the heroine of those two novels, Lorelei Lee. The rest is other writings by Anita Loos, many about her time in Hollywood, writing movies. It is a fascinating glimpse into her magical life during that magical time.

Lulu in Hollywood by Louise Brooks
A short memoir of sorts by talented film star and dancer, Louise Brooks. She had a complicated relationship with Hollywood and films in general, and this book is packed with her personal stories and plenty of pictures—many of which I'd never seen before! This is truly a gem.

Sin in Soft Focus by Mark A. Vieira
Why yes, this is another book about pre-code Hollywood. Weird. This is a big coffee table type book with lots of gorgeous pictures, but it also has a lot of great information about the Code and how these films tried to get around it. It is probably the most gorgeous book I own.

Yes Please by Amy Poehler
Hey look, a book about modern show business! I do like modern stuff too! I adore Amy Poehler and this memoir made me laugh so hard. I love the way she writes. I love that each piece is its own little thing. And I love the humorous photos of Amy sprinkled throughout. It's fucking fantastic!

Sunday, March 15, 2020

Movies and Shows to Stay Home and Binge

Musique - "Corona" by Minutemen
You're being responsible and doing the right thing by staying home and out of the COVID-19 madness. You have all the time in the world to binge amazing movies and TV shows—but which ones do you choose?? Here are my personal suggestions for you, based on my truly random tastes—five suggestions for each genre:


1930s Films
Baby Face (1933)
Barbara Stanwyck comes up in the world by using her considerable sex appeal. This is a stunning pre-code movie that could absolutely not have been made in 1934.

I tried to pick only one Busby Berkeley movie for this list, but I couldn't very well pick only one 1933 film. It is the best year for cinema, after all. This is my favorite Busby Berkeley movie—it has all my favorite Berkeley staples: Ruby Keeler, Dick Powell, and Joan Blondell. But it also has a tap dancing James Cagney, so how can you beat that??

Libeled Lady (1936)
One of the most amazing casts of all time, Myrna Loy, William Powell, Jean Harlow, and Spencer Tracy. A prime example of a 1930s screwball comedy.

The Divorcee (1930)
Another very pre-code movie. This one's about a cheated-on wife getting back at her husband and their subsequent split. I loves me some Norma Shearer and Robert Montgomery (you should probably also see Private Lives). The Divorcee has one of my favorite lines ever, "I've balanced our accounts," which is exactly what you should say to your cheating husband after you have revenge sex with his best friend. ;)

The Thin Man (1934)
Another Myrna Loy and William Powell film. I had to. It's a classic. Who doesn't want to be Nick and Nora Charles??


1980s Films
This is one of my favorite movies of all times. It's meant to be cheesy, and it is hilarious. Annette Funicello, Frankie Avalon, Aunt Becky, the "I want my two dollars!" kid from Better off Dead, and a million amazing cameos, including Fishbone and Pee-Wee Herman. You absolutely have to watch this movie.

Clue (1985):
I was obsessed with this movie when I was little. I wanted to be Miss Scarlet so bad. This is an amazing cast, I love the alternate endings, and I still quote it on the regular. Who doesn't love a good whodunit?

Ghostbusters (1984)
The single greatest movie ever made.

Heathers (1989)
I had like a whole Christian Slater wall in my room when I was younger. He was extra super hot in this movie. And I thought Winona was the coolest. This movie is a classic.

If you have not seen this movie yet, what have you done with your life? I quote the "There's no basement at the Alamo" line on my Underground tour a lot. One day I will be Jan Hooks as Tina the tour guide for Halloween. One day.


Disney Movies (Princess)
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
My sister and I were obsessed with this movie and soundtrack (and oddly enough, Wardrobe). You should absolutely re-watch it and sing along. ("And when we touched, she didn't shudder at MY PAW!")

The Little Mermaid (1989)
This was the first Disney princess movie to come out in my lifetime. I was obsessed with it and I wanted to be a mermaid so bad. Another amazing Disney soundtrack here too.

The Princess and the Frog (2009)
The last good Disney princess movie in my opinion. I adore the hand drawn stuff, none of that hideous computer animated garbage movies where everyone has giant heads and eyes. Also, this movie is set in the 1920s and has a heroine who has big ass dreams other than just marrying a hot guy (although Prince Naveen is smokin' hot).

Sleeping Beauty (1959)
This is my absolute favorite Disney movie. The animation is stunning, the songs based on the Tchaikovsky ballet are hauntingly beautiful, and Prince Phillip is really attractive. He and Aurora make a gorgeous couple. Plus Maleficent is a badass baddy.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
The original Disney princess!! The animation is gorgeous, the songs are catchy and sweet, and Snow White probably has the best outfit of ALL Disney princesses.


Disney Movies (Non-princess)
Alice in Wonderland (1951)
I have always felt a bond with Alice—she's imaginative, curious, and has a bit of a temper at times. Gosh, I heart this movie!

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)
This movie will make you want to be a witch who adopts three orphans, flies around on a magical bed, and falls in love with the dad from Mary Poppins. I love that Angela Lansbury's character's cat's name is Cosmic Creepers. I named the fake crow I have in my car Cosmic Creepers. (Yes, I have a fake crow in my car. I am odd and eccentric. Have I not established that yet?)

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Okay, so it's not close to either Halloween or Christmas right now, but when is it ever not a good time to watch this movie?

Robin Hood (1973)
Clearly the best version of Robin Hood ever. Clearly.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
My sister and I were in love with this movie when it came out. We dragged our parents and grandparents to the theater multiple times to see it. A movie about 1940s Hollywood where people are friends with cartoons? Yes, please.


Documentaries
All Together Now (2008)
A behind-the-scenes look at the conception and creation of the Beatles LOVE show in Vegas. I cannot find words to accurately describe that show, I love it so much. And watching all that the Cirque performers go through to make it magical is such a treat. Plus, it's great to see that Paul, Ringo, Yoko, Olivia, and Dhani were involved in this process.

Do You Remember? Fifteen Years of the Bouncing Souls (2003)
Now it's more like thirty years of the Bouncing Souls, but back when this DVD came out, the Souls had enough history in those fifteen years to fascinate me. But that's also because they're my favorite band in the whole world. If you don't like or don't even know the Bouncing Souls, this documentary obviously won't mean the same to you as it did to me. But personally, I feel like it brought my favorite band close to me in a way many fans don't get to experience. Plus, I've met these guys IRL and they're just as awesome as they are in this documentary.

Ghosts of the Abyss (2003)
I've been obsessed with the RMS Titanic since way before that damn movie came out, okay?! I find the whole thing just fascinating. This is a great documentary, even if it was made by James Cameron. ;) (Okay, I admit—he does have a genuine love for the Titanic and okay, I do actually like that damn movie he made.)

Prohibition (2011)
The Prohibition-era is my favoritest of all time periods that ever existed. I am fascinated with everything about it and this Ken Burns documentary explores a lot of what was going on back then. It also features my personal favorite bootlegger, Seattle's Roy Olmstead.

Walt: The Man Behind the Myth (2001)
Walt Disney is one of my personal heroes. He created such magic through his own imagination and innovation—and by being able to bring together the people who could dream as big as he could and bring those dreams to life. This documentary always gets me right in the feels.


Eye Candy
The Avengers (2012)
Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston . . . yummmmmmmmmm

Design for Living (1933)
Ahhh, to be Miriam Hopkins in this movie and be with both Gary Cooper and Fredric March!

Lawless (2012)
They already won me over with a movie about bootleggers in the 1930s, but it has Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, and Shia Labeouf? Um, yes.

RocknRolla (2008)
I don't even remember if this was a good movie or not. It doesn't matter—Idris Elba . . . Gerard Butler . . . Tom Hardy . . . It doesn't need to be good. (But honestly, I do think I enjoyed it.)

X-Men: First Class (2011)
Michael Fassbender is my #1, but James McAvoy is high up there too.


Jane Austen
Emma (1996)
I think Gwyneth Paltrow made a charming Emma, and Denys Hawthorne made Mr. Woodhouse much less irritating than he was in the book.

Mansfield Park (2007)
This is actually my least favorite of Jane Austen's novels because I don't like the character of Fanny Price very much—or her stupid cousin Edmond. But I do love Billie Piper and Hayley Atwell.

Northanger Abbey (2007)
This, on the other hand, is my favorite of Jane Austen's novels. Catherine Morland is the Austen heroine most like me, with her love of novels and wild imagination. I love this adaptation of the book—it introduced me to Felicity Jones and JJ Feild, and for that I shall be ever grateful.

Persuasion (2007)
Damn, 2007 was quite a year for Jane Austen movies. I like Sally Hawkins' portrayal of Anne Elliot best out of all the versions of Persuasion I've seen.

Pride and Prejudice (2005)
I know, I know—it's an unpopular opinion to like this version better than the 1995 miniseries with Colin Firth. Don't get me wrong, I love Colin Firth! But this movie better encompasses the feel of the book for me than the other one. Also, the actress who played Mrs. Bennet in the miniseries was insufferable. I know she's meant to be annoying, but come on!! I much prefer Brenda Blethyn's performance. I also think that Rosamund Pike makes a much better Jane. Okay, I guess except for Colin Firth, I think the entire 2005 cast is far superior to the 1995 one. ;)


Musicals
Can't Stop the Music (1980)
What? You haven't seen the musical, fictionalized version of how the Village People started starring Steve Guttenberg, Valerie Perrine, and Bruce Jenner? What? You didn't even know it existed? Well now you do—and you're welcome.

Chicago (2002)
My second favorite film of all time. I love the combination of the Kander and Ebb music from the original musical but the Rob Marshall touch (I am just not a Bob Fosse choreography kind of gal). I love the costumes, the spectacle, the cast—and all that jazz. ;)

High Society (1956)
Ohai, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, and Grace Kelly singing! Grace actually has a beautiful singing voice and she and Bing received a Gold Record for their duet, "True Love". This is the musical remake of The Philadelphia Story, and far superior in my opinion.

Moulin Rouge (2001)
Pure decadence and spectacle. It would be hard to find a prettier movie. Plus the songs and performances are spectacular!

Singin' in the Rain (1952)
I heart so much about this movie! The songs are amazing, the dancing is unparalleled, Gene Kelly is super fucking hot . . . I got to perform the "All I Do Is Dream of You" routine from this movie recently and it was so magical!


TV Shows (I couldn't pick just five, so here are ten)
Boardwalk Empire (2010–2014)
I can't possibly pick my absolute favorite TV show ever, but this would be a contender. Set during Prohibition, amazing cast, beautiful costumes—GAH! It's pure perfection!

Buffy, the Vampire Slayer (1997–2003)
Another contender for #1 favorite TV show. Team Angel forever!!!!!!!

Downton Abbey (2010–2015)
I got so invested in these characters, I cried at a certain character's death more than I've probably ever cried in my entire life. I'm surprised my neighbors didn't come check on me I was crying so loud.

Firefly (2002–2003)
Maybe if Earth gets all infected, we can become space cowboys like Mal. I call dibs on being Kaylee.

Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (2012–2015)
Another show that may be my favorite ever. It's set in 1920s Australia with a badass lady detective and it's based on one of my favorite series of books, written by Kerry Greenwood. Plus, now is an excellent time to binge Miss Fisher because the film just came out!

Mr. Selfridge (2013–2016)
Do I ever watch TV shows set in the present? Pretty much no. Even though this is a highly fictionalized version of the story of Harry Selfridge, I do adore it so. Mostly for the Agnes Towler/Henri Leclair storyline. Swoon!

Murder, She Wrote (1984–1996)
This show is comfort food for my soul.

Parks and Recreation (2009–2015)
Incredible cast, incredibly bingeable.

Penny Dreadful (2014–2016)
Dark and creepy and awesome.

Veronica Mars (2004–2007)
Just hearing the opening notes of the theme song will literally make me leap with excitement. Team Logan forever!!!!!!!


And finally, I think we should ALL be watching This is the End (2013) right now because that's kinda what this feels like.