Men Seldom Make Passes at Girls Who Wear Glasses

Musique - "I am a Girl" (The Girls with Glasses Theme Song) by Brooke White

Thank God that Dorothy Parker quote in the title is no longer true. As a girl who has had to wear glasses for most of my life, I find it almost ridiculous that people are now wearing non-prescription glasses as fashion. Obviously these people didn't get teased for wearing glasses when they were little. Of course, maybe I deserved it, given that I wore granny-sized glasses:

Here are some pictures of my favorite celebrities wearing glasses:
Angela Lansbury (okay, well, she's holding glasses)
Annette Funicello
Ann-Margret

Anouk Aimée

Audrey Hepburn

Ava Gardner

Barbara Stanwyck

The Beatles (well, at least 3/4 of them)

Bette Davis

Brigitte Bardot

Carole Lombard (these look like some kind of safety goggles/sunglasses, but I'm still including the picture because I love it!)

Catherine Deneuve

Chip

Clara Bow

Clara Bow and Conrad Tearle

Clark Gable (awww, he has glasses to match his wife's)

Donald Duck

Dick Powell (with Gale Page and Ann Sheridan)

Gary Cooper

Gary Oldman

Ginger Rogers (I think a monocle counts as glasses, don't you? Plus, I just love 42nd Street.)

Grace Kelly

Grace Kelly
Grace Kelly
Grace Kelly (yes, again!)

James Stewart, Cary Grant, and Gregory Peck

Jennifer Garner

Joan Crawford

Joan Fontaine

Katy Perry

Louise Ebel (aka Miss Pandora)

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Marion Cotillard

Maurice Chevalier

Miriam Hopkins

Robert Mitchum and Cary Grant

Ruby Keeler

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Vivien Leigh

Weezer

Zooey Deschanel

These pictures all came from random Google searches, but I did get more than one from here and here.

I Like to Rock and I Love to Roll

Musique - "Private Radio" by Bouncing Souls

Well, Bumbershoot was last weekend and it was fantastic! Seeing artists like Mad Rad and Macklemore (both of whom I've seen live countless times before) play to such big crowds brought tears to my Seattle-loving eyes.

So, to celebrate the power of music, let's have some pictures of my favorite celebrities with musical instruments:
Angela Lansbury (well, in cartoon form)
Anna May Wong

Anna May Wong

Annette Funicello
Ann-Margret and Elvis Presley
Audrey Hepburn
Audrey Hepburn
Audrey Tautou

Barbara Stanwyck and Preston Sturges

The Beatles

Bing Crosby

Bing Crosby and Carole Lombard

Bing Crosby and Grace Kelly

Bouncing Souls

Brigitte Bardot

Cary Grant
Christina Hendricks
Clara Bow
Clara Bow
Dick Powell (how freaking cute is this?)
Donald Duck
Edith Piaf
Emma Stone
Fredric March

Gary Oldman

Ginger Rogers
Gloria Swanson
Gold Diggers of 1933 chorus performing "The Shadow Waltz"

Grace Kelly (God, I love this picture!)

Grace Kelly and James Stewart

Grace Kelly and Louis Armstrong

Greta Garbo

Greta Garbo

Helen Kane
Humphrey Bogart and Dooley Wilson
James Cagney

James Cagney, Frances Willard, and Joan Blondell

James Murray and Ruth Chatterton

James Stewart

Jeanette MacDonald
Jeanne Moreau and Miles Davis
Jerome Kern and Jean Harlow
Joan Crawford
Joan Crawford
Joan Fontaine and Louis Jordan
Josephine Baker
Katy Perry
Marion Cotillard

Marlene Dietrich

Maurice Chevalier

Mickey Mouse

Miriam Hopkins

No Doubt

Olivia de Havilland and Michael Curtiz

Ruby Keeler and Harry Warren

Rudolph Valentino

Rupert Grint and Emma Watson (OMG—so cute, Siriusly. Get it? Because they're in Sirius' house; man, sometimes my dorkiness surprises even me.)

Vivien Leigh

Walt Disney (probably one of the coolest pictures ever)

Warren William

William Powell, Myrna Loy, and Jerry Fragnol (and Asta)

Zooey Deschanel

All pictures came from various Google image searches, but I did grab more than one from here and here.