Men Seldom Make Passes at Girls Who Wear Glasses

Musique - "I am a Girl" (The Girls with Glasses Theme Song) by Brooke White

Thank God that Dorothy Parker quote in the title is no longer true. As a girl who has had to wear glasses for most of my life, I find it almost ridiculous that people are now wearing non-prescription glasses as fashion. Obviously these people didn't get teased for wearing glasses when they were little. Of course, maybe I deserved it, given that I wore granny-sized glasses:

Here are some pictures of my favorite celebrities wearing glasses:
Angela Lansbury (okay, well, she's holding glasses)
Annette Funicello
Ann-Margret

Anouk Aimée

Audrey Hepburn

Ava Gardner

Barbara Stanwyck

The Beatles (well, at least 3/4 of them)

Bette Davis

Brigitte Bardot

Carole Lombard (these look like some kind of safety goggles/sunglasses, but I'm still including the picture because I love it!)

Catherine Deneuve

Chip

Clara Bow

Clara Bow and Conrad Tearle

Clark Gable (awww, he has glasses to match his wife's)

Donald Duck

Dick Powell (with Gale Page and Ann Sheridan)

Gary Cooper

Gary Oldman

Ginger Rogers (I think a monocle counts as glasses, don't you? Plus, I just love 42nd Street.)

Grace Kelly

Grace Kelly
Grace Kelly
Grace Kelly (yes, again!)

James Stewart, Cary Grant, and Gregory Peck

Jennifer Garner

Joan Crawford

Joan Fontaine

Katy Perry

Louise Ebel (aka Miss Pandora)

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Marion Cotillard

Maurice Chevalier

Miriam Hopkins

Robert Mitchum and Cary Grant

Ruby Keeler

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Vivien Leigh

Weezer

Zooey Deschanel

These pictures all came from random Google searches, but I did get more than one from here and here.