Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Kiss, Marry, Kill

Musique - "Welcome to My World" by Nerf Herder

Have you ever played Kiss, Marry, Kill, (or if you prefer, Fuck, Marry, Kill) where you list three people you'd like to do those things to? Well, here are my choices from some TV shows and movie series I particularly enjoy:

Buffyverse

Kiss: Angel (oh, sweet Lord, yes)
 
Marry: Wesley (mostly on Angel, not so much on Buffy)
 
Kill: Kennedy (hate. HATE.)
 
 
Kiss: Seneca Crane (but only because of Wes Bentley's portrayal of him; I don't really fancy making out with a gamemaker)
 
Marry: Peeta (even with his rock face)
 
Kill: President Snow (who else?)
 
 
Kiss: Ron Weasley (but only in like the last two or three movies)
 
Marry: Sirius Black (obvs)
 
Kill: Dolores Umbridge (obvs)
 
 
Kiss: Aragorn (I bet it would be AWESOME)
 
Marry: Faramir (he seems like the husbandly type and he was oh so sweet to Eowyn)
 
Kill: Sauron (duh)
 
 
Kiss: Daryl (oh, Norman Reedus, there are no words)
 
Marry: Rick (I bet you thought I'd pick Daryl for both kiss and marry—and I was tempted, but I just think Rick would make the better husband)
 
Kill: Andrea (most annoying character on the show)
 
 
Kiss: Arnold Rothstein (I think it's the bow tie that does it for me)
 
Marry: Richard Harrow (I have a legitimate crush on Richard, even if he is fictional)
 
Kill: Gillian Darmody (don't get me wrong—I LOVE Gretchen Mol, but Gillian is a twisted freak who needs to be put down!)
 
 
Kiss: Matthew Crawley (so handsome in that uniform!)
 
Marry: Tom Branson (he looks good in his chauffeur's uniform AND his tux, and oh man, that Irish accent!)
 
Kill: Edna Braithwaite (FUCK, I hate her.)

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